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[Jun. 3rd, 2004|01:39 pm] |
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| 1 more day 'till vacay!! |
[Feb. 12th, 2004|11:08 pm] |
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One more day 'till Vacay. I feel like we were just on vacation though--sketch. They really shouldn't give us this break, and just take the 10 days off the end of the year. My last regent is like the 25th of June or some absurd day like that. And then camp the 27th!!!!!!! I'm about to say the most random thing of life-- does anyone else remember on the civ ed trip, when Ms. Filley was waking us up..she goes " Good morning my little dumplings" like how weird is that? Your english teacher waking u up in the morning referring to you as a piece of dough, sometimes filled, that is cooked in liquid such as water or soup...rock on ms. filley. Anyway, i went to the mall this evening because all i had to do for HW was some interviews for the Maroon. Didn't buy anything. wowiee ER is fucking amazing, im so obsessed. FUCKKK TOMORROW IS FRIDAY--the death of me. EARLY MORNING BAND IS A NIGHTMARE. It's so cold to get out of bed in the morning..so i decided i'm going to put my clothes like out and on my bed so when I wake up i can put them on---i'm a fucking rocket scientist..i know. JOHN MAYER/ GUSTER 36 DAYS...WOW IM SO EXCITED..being in the same vicinity as John Mayer is just a little too much for me to handle. Alright, im gonna go! Enjoy your Vacations. |
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| finalllyy updating |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|10:22 am] |
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wow i haven't written in quite a while. Yesterday i went to sharing shabbat--haha i rock so hard( I was on flute--and then the millers, Laura and David were on vocals..i know, i am THE COOLEST) Then i went home took like a 2 hour nap. Then Laura picked me up ( my new ultra cool friend) and we went out for dinner ---haha it was fun. She was gonna let me drive her car home, haha but then we decided that it wouldn't be too advantageous. Yah umm imagine me driving a car, i can hardly walk in a straight line. As i was walking up my driveway i fell and died. No seriously, this was an insane fall--i'm all banged and bruised, SO HOT. err okay i have lots of work. sorry these entries get lamer and lamer and lamer and im sucha flamer. on that note..bye. |
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| what up |
[Feb. 2nd, 2004|08:57 pm] |
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wow cracking body parts is amazing..especially back and toes..AMAZING. Today we changed Civvvvvvygroups! my old group certainly rocked SHS up on the fourth floor, but my new group is also pretty swell. All my montrealers are coming to New York..Laur, Chel and Erica..yah but im like scared of Erica, cause that night in the bathroom--WELL THAT WAS A LITTLE MUCH. I would just like to clarify that i'm not a lesbian or bisexual..not that there's anything wrong with that..just wanna make it crystal clear. The amount of work i have coming up is unfathomable, and i can't believe im gonna spend like another 2 hours on this then watch Tv then watch another 2 hours of AOL--way to be sam!!!!!!!!! IM SUCHA FUCKING LOSER...MY SELF ESTEEM IS RIGHT ABOUT WHERE I WANT IT TO BE |
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| superbowl sunday |
[Feb. 1st, 2004|10:27 pm] |
hey boyss im the most unmotivated person in the fucking world---its realy upsetting haha. david came over today and we did something that slightly resembeled studying? then i went to a super bowl party at my fam friends--i won 20 bucks in the pool,ay brother that will buy me some fine ass reefer, JUST KIDDINGGGG ( hannah insists that im some sort of insane pot addict...but that's FALSE) WOW I JUST GOT ANOTHER 5 bucks haha-im really liking this whole superbowl thing. WOW can we discuss JRT's hotness. my love for justin timberlake is like the enternal light, it shall never burn out. every aspect of him is just brillaint. I was a little turned off by the whole janet jackson boob flick thing..but whatever "rocks his body". my dad was like cracking up, i was like woah pops chill out. my dad is sucha winner...he get's so into it. i remeber i went to him with the world series a few years ago, and he was embaressing me so much i started to cry, bahhh. WHEN WE WENT TO THE NSYNC CELEBRITY CONCERT I MADE HIM WEAR AN NSYNC T-SHIRT--how maricon? i forced him, im so controlling. u can fine me in st. louis rollin on dubsssss.....Fuck bionic it's ironic. |
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| where have all the cowboys goneeeee? |
[Jan. 31st, 2004|05:30 pm] |
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although my Justin Randolph Timberlake obsession days are over( FYI, Justin turns 23 tday) and i have changed my screen name from ALWAYZanNSYNCER, to something a little more practical--i still fucking love nsync. If you have not seen my equisite Nsync collection in my closet, you are truely missing out! of all of creations, all things big and small, NSYNC is one that surpasses them all, more precious than any diamond or pearls, you broke the mold when they came in this world..okay ENOUGH. Letss see, what did i do tdoay? I went to sharing shabbat...a little flute action-word. Jo had a kazoo, it was hot, but i was incapable of playing it. Then after that i basically stayed home, watched some TV, did some homework, talked to lauren for liek 6 hours and then i went out for a drivee with Britty. Oh i also got a heinous pedicure. can we discuss how much i adore my adidas, smart technoly-developed with atheltes active deodorant? its a boon from god, the sole purpose of my existance, it smells like a really hot guy. Izzy's coming over soon, and we are just staying home cuz i have to watch my bro bro--it shall be fun. PAPPPYYYYY COME HOME!!!! |
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| shady's back |
[Jan. 29th, 2004|03:23 pm] |
heyyy umm guess who was locked out of the house for a fucking hour--yah thats me!!! Whatever it wasn't that bad, i poked exactly 335 wholes in the snow, and my finger is basically none. Oh i must tell you that my pb and j obsession has only intensified since my last entries. I had two for breakfast, 1 for lunch and 2 when i got home--i'm keeping Skippy/ Trader Joes in buisness. I don't think im worthy of a name, you should just call me peanutbutter, it's much more suiting for me.really not much else to say, im trying to think of something humerous that happend today, but i can't so im going. |
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| hey |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|03:34 pm] |
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OKAY..im back! i decided i'll start this shit up again. OH and due to many comments i have been recieving regarding an earlier entry...I EAT BROWNIES WITH TOBASCO SAUCE! (just wanted to clarify that) okay ill be back with a really good, hardcore entry soon! |
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| holler to the max |
[Jan. 21st, 2004|07:28 pm] |
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I just went into the shower with socks on, and then i proceeded to wash my hair with shaving cream. I didn't even notice i was washing my hair with shaving cream untill my eyes started to burn beyond belief...fucking retarded. i didnt go to bed 'till 3ish yesterday and then i fell asleep in bio. I felt really bad cuz Ms. J tries so hard, but it was nothing personal. OCCCCCCC...holler to the max. why do i say holler? im the farthest thing from ghettooo. Bri insists I'm a chain smoker--sayy what? HOLY shitttttt MACARENA IS ON, fuck i love this song. Come and find me, my name is Macarena always at the party con las chicas que soy buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena blah blahh HOLLERRRRR macarena es mi VIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA. okay so what else is going on? NOT MUCHHHH, I'm trying to think of something semi-interesante to say, but i can't seem to think of anything. OMGG NEVER SLEEP WITH BOOKS UNDER YOUR PILLOW. I GOT THE WORST MATH GRADE OF MY LFIEEE ON MY QUAETERLY. i thought it was a brilliant idea, not study and sleep with books under my pillow and let the info. diffuse into my brain- VERY UNSUCESSUL..i got one point less than 80, which is 79..for those of you that are totally inept to solving any form of a math equation. bahh 79. I told my mom i got an 89 and she was all "oh do better next time" I also made a camp slide show, another one of the things i do to defer starting my homework. I was so good today, all i have to do is some text book reading, but of course i won't do that! COME ON NOWW! alright im gonna go have a party, with myself and Ipod<--BFFAE! |
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| so fucking bored. |
[Jan. 19th, 2004|11:16 pm] |
so bored, nothing to do. lalalala go make a poo. i just had some peanutbutter. i made my mom by reduced fat, it's not quite as good..but it still does the trickeroonio. bah. bah.bah.bah.bah. so fucking bored. 159 days till camp. lets talk about camppo. camps the best, nothing beats it. i really wanna go to virgina with rachie plastic aka rachie glass. butt i dont think i can cuz i have schoool. whenever rachie comes over, we make sure to say the three prayers, it's a real good time, let me tell you. i fucking need a bugle for my room--maybe it would add some structure to my life. i guess i'll go to bed, since the boredom is taking over.okay, i guess ill just sleep, nothing better to do. blahh blahh blahh blahhhhhh. i haven't ironed my hair since August 17th, i think that's some sort of record for scarsdale girls. buenas noche! |
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[Jan. 19th, 2004|01:28 pm] |
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so i had this funny entry about me and rachi's..but somehow it got delted..it was a fun cab ride indeed though, never have i been asked if i am a virgin by a cab driver. yah so saturday i went to manhatten and saw rachieee, we went out to lunch, went shopping, and went to dylans. yesterday i went to the city again with han and some other people for her birthday. we got this super cool cookie monster cake and we saw Along Came Polly--it was kinda funny. Good story: okay, so zakman went to the dr. this morning, just to make sure everything was fine with his head, and the doc was looking in his ear and shit and like took out a motherload of wax(ewwwwwwwie) and like under the 35353 pounds of wax she sees like this really strange object and so she like tries to take it out and finally she gets it, and shes like what is this and my moms like "its a fucking eraser" yah so my brother sticks erasers in his ear haha. my dad went to brooklyn twice this weekend to get falafels--physco man, but i do enjoy them. laterrr boys. |
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| poor zoon hoe. |
[Jan. 16th, 2004|11:34 pm] |
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wow. eventful night. so i was at my cousins house in L-mont, you know sippin' on the manachevetz- doin't what i do best . played some b-ball with my cuzs, ate 13 jalpeno peppers( i was having a contest with myself) i sorta regreat that cuz i still can't feel my mouth, but w.e., it was fun to really push myself to the limits. so my p-rents are so stupido and i get a phone call from ed somekh and they are like we're in the emergency room with zoon hoe( for those of u who dont know, we refer to my bro as zoon hoe) they were trying to reach my rents for liek a billion hours..but they are so stup they left their cellys at home. So finally a really smart person gets an idea to call my cell and blahh there's some boring deats and basically my bro was sledding w/ some friends and smashes into a tree and gets a concussion. i feel so bad for him, it really messes up all his sports and stuff..its like hardcore b-ball for him right now, and hes not gonna be able to play. yah so suposedly he was like vomiting everywhere and etc. and my parents are still in the ER. I don't wanna sound like a complete deusch, but when i first got the call and I didn't know it was serious..i was like HOLY SHITT EMERGENCY ROOM I MUST GO..since ER is my fav show. i was like wow maybe i will see doc carter and etc. I really wanna work in th E.R.--its such an amazing job, hard work though. but my mom made me stay home and watch my sister. my poor zoon hoe, i feel so bad for him. alright--kids be safe, don't do shrooms..they really mess u up. |
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| 3 day weekend:) |
[Jan. 16th, 2004|02:14 pm] |
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its 2:14 and im still in school..cuz at 3, im going to the flockey workout. i figured i really should go, since i have been imobile for the past 3 weeks, and i'm going to be fucked when LAX season comes around. Yesterday was a gift from god. I went to the mall with zor, and i got my new ipod, seriously its my best friend ever ever. my mom is like flipping out because she found out that i still illegally download music, and shes like " I CANT BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER IS A CRIMINAL, i refuse to defend u in court" WTF? yah so i guess i have to delete WinMX..but i can't figure out how. Yesterday me and zor also went to..build a bear--i felt like a 5 year old haha. Hannah made a pink poodle in a football uniform, and i payed for it in honor of her 15th b-day which is today. then i bought some earings..and i have a really amazing story about the earings i bought. i was just sitting in double bio and touched my ear and and i t like went through my earing hole..does that make sense? The earing like fell through the otherside--rachel ferber was highly amused by this, as for me..i was quite frightened. It's so werid...Marni and I ALWAYS wear the same thing..its like the third day. We both wore red shirts with citizens jeans and black birks, then we both wore cable knit sweaters, and then today we were both wearing jeans with a longsleeve shirt and then a short sleeve lacoste shirt over it...now thats what i call hardcore irony. My math midterm was quite dificil... i was too lazy too study so i slept with my 2 math text books and binder under my pillow, hoping that somehow the information would like diffuse into my brain, but i dont think that was too sucessful. My WH presentation got changed to tuesday. I really wanted to just get it over with and do it today and not have to think about it, but my group wanted to go on tuesday. I was gonna go to this senior party in the city, but then i realized we have some family reunion and my cousins are really ardent about it, and are putting so much work into it...so i feel bad saying okay im gonna go to the city to go party with like random seniors from Horrace Man. oh well. Im really distressed over this "Stealing music thing" errrrrrr. I'm gonna go to the vending machine, these new vending machines are very high quality i must say..watermelon sour patch, you can't really beat that. have a good weekend kidss....don't do anything chelsea copelovitch wouldn't do. |
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| and thats the wayy this wheel keeps workin' now |
[Jan. 14th, 2004|11:49 pm] |
heyy guys. i just made an AMAZING englsih outline, i actually had a semi-good time. didnt do my bio hw--oh well. didn't study for math either. we talked about live journals today in civ ed--really uninteresting discussion. hopefully i'll be going to the random horrace man party in the city on friday. im so broke. i need $$$$. I HAVE FIRST AND SECOND FREE TOMORROW..so if its a DELAY IM GOING TO BE BEYONDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PISSED OFFFFFFFFF.. ah snow day ah snow day, i need to practice flute for like 5 hours.and i need to do my wh project. and i need to study for math andddd so many other really fun things to do. I GOT AN INSANE MAP OF CAMP WATITOH IN THE MAIL TODAY--the artistic talent is outrageous. It's hanging up on my wall...CW pride. i put little polly pocket dolls on the map and pretended that it was me and i was like okay im going to the social hall for some nice cold ice water cuz its so hot outside and then im like okay lets go play teather ball. and then i was like okay, wait im the biggest tool ever and i belong in a garden digging holes. and me my friends is what u called derangeddd.i guess im going to attempt to sleep..a snow day would make my life amazing. I have faithhh. In the car with steph and hannah and avery and gary pop, we were discussing how so many people these days use their dandruff as a weapon. seriously, i see it everywhere..people scratch there heads for liek 15 min, and collect about an lb. of dandruff and then threaten people with it--what is this world coming to? well i think god really needs to scratch his head for a while and make a lot of dandruffffffffffffff and make the roads icy. DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I SAY, IM JUST RAMBILINGGGGGGG. umm i talk to myself so much now a days, and i talk to the TV so much more. in class i was thinking in my head and i didnt mean for it to come out of my mouth and i was like so loud " oh man i hate you" okay i think im gonna gooooo sleepppppp, i think i said that about 2 min ago. oh well. night and hopefully i will see none of u tomorrow, because we won't be in school! |
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| REAL WORLD SOON:) |
[Jan. 13th, 2004|08:58 pm] |
I'm so unproductive. i just sit at this computer all fucking day. I have so much work i should do, but i just can't-what's wrong wtih me? Let's go over all the things i did inorder to procrastinate: I took a 1 hour shower, played flute for 10 min, had 2 peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, a container of parm. cheese and some nasty ass jello, then I talked to people for 2 hours, then i took an IQ test ( which claims i am a GENIOUS...err my ass. the questions were like. Bill is taller than Joe. Joe is taller than Frank. Is Joe the tallest? True or false?<--some genious)I'm going to try and take some of my "genious brain power" and attempt to memorize 50 pages of the bio text book. gotta keep up the A+... good fucking times. my estimate is 6 min of studying, and then i'll be back.
you know u love me... |
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| Sinsemilla |
[Jan. 13th, 2004|05:46 pm] |
what are we hoping for? sinsemillaaaaaaa
dinner was a fiesta. i didn't like what we were having so i took a fresh thing of parmassean cheese and poured the whole container on a plate and put it in the microwave--it was so satisfying/ artery clogging. yes i ate it all. my whole family watches me in awe--THEY DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE THE FAT KIDDDDDDD they pick on me so much, actually i kinda like it but w.e. TOP DOWNNNN SEATTTT BACK ROLLIN IN MY CADILLAC holllaaaaaaaaaa. |
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| when we roll a big one it feels so righttttttttttttttt |
[Jan. 13th, 2004|05:16 pm] |
hey boys today sucked. i have to play flute for sherm on friday, wow im gonna sound like biggest retard since i dont know flute, greatttt just great. hah last night i called hariton as she was taking a hit, thats always interesting. well my family is eating dinner now, kinda early eh? even though i just ate 2 pb&j sanwhiches, i can't pass up a great shabman fam. dinner. |
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| hollerrr |
[Jan. 12th, 2004|06:56 pm] |
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my dad just called me fat...wohoo lets all pick on the chubby kids. |
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| Happy Monday! |
[Jan. 12th, 2004|04:50 am] |
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I think we should start planning the wedding..because there was an INTENTIONAL SHOULDER HIT today and obvious eye contact, by the one and only Big Red--love u izzy bff. I would just like to congratulate Hannah on finally "spilling" MAZEL TOVV ZORR!! um u know that english in class essay i was bitching about? err can u say A-. I was practically going to cry when i got it back expecting a D and i see an A-. I dont understand how fillet of fish works, IT WAS LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT, no joke an actual piece of shit. Today in world history,I told Ben to "shove it up his ass" and Mrs. Krahl was right behind me--she was supposedly giving me "dirty looks" the rest of the period, isn't that just fab? alright, im gonna go study for my espanol examen. ciao! |
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| who has got the herb? |
[Jan. 11th, 2004|05:54 pm] |
kinda funny story: so at dinner my fam was like, " I think zack has a bigger posse than allie" and i go, "I have a pretty big posse also" and my parents are like "umm no u have no friends" and my brother goes..no she doesnt have a big posse..she has a BIG PUSSY.
my fam hates me--tragedy. |
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